{"id":3227,"date":"2024-10-17T13:13:21","date_gmt":"2024-10-17T12:13:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=3227"},"modified":"2024-10-17T13:13:21","modified_gmt":"2024-10-17T12:13:21","slug":"a-tough-looking-group-of-hairy-bikers-are-riding","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=3227","title":{"rendered":"A tough looking group of hairy bikers are riding"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A tough looking group of hairy bikers are riding when they see a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop.<\/p>\n<p>The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, \u201cWhat are you doing?\u201d \u201cI\u2019m going to commit suicide,\u201d she says. While he doesn\u2019t want to appear insensitive, he also doesn\u2019t want to miss an opportunity, so he asks,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, before you jump, why don\u2019t you give me a kiss?\u201d<br \/>\nShe does, and it is a long, deep, lingering kiss.<br \/>\nAfter she\u2019s finished, the tough, hairy biker says,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWow! That was the best kiss I\u2019ve ever had!<br \/>\nThat\u2019s a real talent you\u2019re wasting.<br \/>\nYou could be famous.<br \/>\nWhy are you committing suicide?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cMy parents don\u2019t like me dressing up like a girl<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A tough looking group of hairy bikers are riding when they see a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, \u201cWhat are you doing?\u201d \u201cI\u2019m going to commit suicide,\u201d she says. While he doesn\u2019t want to appear insensitive, he also [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2723,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3227","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3227","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3227"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3227\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3228,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3227\/revisions\/3228"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2723"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3227"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3227"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3227"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}