A poor man told his wife, I am sick and tired of being poor, I am going to work overseas.<\/p>\n
So, he took off to Africa. A few years later, he returned.<\/p>\n
As he approached his house he was stunned by the luxurious and rich look of the house.<\/p>\n
He knocked on the door, and the servant opened.<\/p>\n
\u201cIs the housewife in?\u201d he asked.<\/p>\n
The servant replied: \u201cJust a moment.\u201d<\/p>\n
The wife comes out: Wife: Wow, my man, all dressed up as a rich man after these years.<\/p>\n
Husband: Guess what? I am rich.<\/p>\n
Wife: How?<\/p>\n
Husband: I went to Africa, and found people walking with no underwear and sleeping on sand \u2026<\/p>\n
Husband: I went to Africa and found people walking with no underwear and sleeping on sand so I began to make and sell underwear and beds.<\/p>\n
Due to the high demand, I got rich fast.<\/p>\n
Wife: A man, with all of your strength, had to go all the way to Africa, making beds and underwear, to get rich, and I am a little woman that stayed here, without underwear and on a single bed\u2026I got REAL rich.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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