My daughter just phoned me and the conversation went like this!..<\/p>\n
Her: \u201cYou know that Gladiator movie that I got you?\u201d<\/p>\n
Me: \u201cYeah.\u201c<\/p>\n
Her: \u201cWind it forward one hour, 16 minutes, and 28 seconds.\u201c<\/p>\n
Me: \u201cRight, I\u2019ve done that\u201d,<\/p>\n
Her: \u201cOkay, you see the gladiator at the front fighting the lion! \u201c<\/p>\n
Me: \u201cI can see that, yeah.\u201d<\/p>\n
Her: \u201cJust behind him, there are two gladiators are having a sword fight with each other! \u201c<\/p>\n
Me: Okay, I see them.\u201c<\/p>\n
Her: \u201cWell, behind them two, on the left-hand side of the screen, a woman gladiator is holding a spear.\u201c<\/p>\n
Me: \u201cYes! I can see her!\u201c<\/p>\n
Her: Right..! Those are the sandals I want for my birthday\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
My daughter just phoned me and the conversation went like this!.. Her: \u201cYou know that Gladiator movie that I got you?\u201d Me: \u201cYeah.\u201c Her: \u201cWind it forward one hour, 16 minutes, and 28 seconds.\u201c Me: \u201cRight, I\u2019ve done that\u201d, Her: \u201cOkay, you see the gladiator at the front fighting the lion! \u201c Me: \u201cI can […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3113","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3113","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3113"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3113\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3114,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3113\/revisions\/3114"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3113"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3113"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3113"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}