{"id":3111,"date":"2024-10-12T09:46:40","date_gmt":"2024-10-12T08:46:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=3111"},"modified":"2024-10-12T09:46:40","modified_gmt":"2024-10-12T08:46:40","slug":"wife-had-delivered-twins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=3111","title":{"rendered":"Wife had delivered twins"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The young wife went into labor while her husband was overseas serving in the war. The next day he got the news that his wife had delivered twins. He got to a phone and called her right away. \u201cOh honey, I\u2019m so happy,\u201d he said<br \/>\n\u201cWho took you to the hospital?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYour brother, Joe, drove me, and since I had to be anesthetized he named the twins.\u201d The husband was horrified \u201cBut, but, Joe is an idiot! Oh no! What did he name them?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The wife answered, \u201cWe have a girl and a boy<\/p>\n<p>Joe named the girl De-niece.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The husband interrupted, \u201cWell, that\u2019s not so bad<\/p>\n<p>What did he name the boy?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cJoe named the boy De-nephew.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The young wife went into labor while her husband was overseas serving in the war. The next day he got the news that his wife had delivered twins. He got to a phone and called her right away. \u201cOh honey, I\u2019m so happy,\u201d he said \u201cWho took you to the hospital?\u201d \u201cYour brother, Joe, drove [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3111"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3111\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3112,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3111\/revisions\/3112"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}