{"id":3092,"date":"2024-10-11T12:14:47","date_gmt":"2024-10-11T11:14:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=3092"},"modified":"2024-10-11T12:14:47","modified_gmt":"2024-10-11T11:14:47","slug":"i-dont-want-to-spend-the-night-with-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=3092","title":{"rendered":"I Don\u2019t Want To Spend The Night With You"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>\u201cDo you mind if I sit beside you?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The girl replied with a loud voice:<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cI DON\u2019T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed.<\/p>\n<p>After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy\u2019s table and said:<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cI study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>I guess you felt embarrassed, right?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The guy then responded with a loud voice:<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201c$500 FOR ONE NIGHT!? THAT\u2019S TOO MUCH!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.<\/p>\n<p>The guy whispered in her ear:<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cI study law, and I know how to scrw people\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cDo you mind if I sit beside you?\u201d The girl replied with a loud voice: \u201cI DON\u2019T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!\u201d All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy\u2019s table and said: \u201cI [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3092","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3092","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3092"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3092\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3093,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3092\/revisions\/3093"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3092"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3092"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3092"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}