{"id":3010,"date":"2024-10-08T12:03:45","date_gmt":"2024-10-08T11:03:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=3010"},"modified":"2024-10-08T12:03:45","modified_gmt":"2024-10-08T11:03:45","slug":"cop-on-horse-says-to-a-little-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=3010","title":{"rendered":"Cop on horse says to a little girl"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cop on horse says to little girl on bike,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDid Santa get you that?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes,\u201d replies the little girl.<br \/>\n\u201cWell tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!\u201d<br \/>\nand fines her $5.<\/p>\n<p>The little girl looks up at the cop and says,<br \/>\n\u201cNice horse you\u2019ve got there, did Santa bring you that?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The cop chuckles and replies, \u201cHe sure did!\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cWell,\u201d says the little girl, \u201cNext year tell Santa that the tool goes under the horse, not on top of it!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, \u201cDid Santa get you that?\u201d \u201cYes,\u201d replies the little girl. \u201cWell tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!\u201d and fines her $5. The little girl looks up at the cop and says, \u201cNice horse you\u2019ve got there, did Santa bring you that?\u201d [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2720,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3010","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3010","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3010"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3010\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3011,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3010\/revisions\/3011"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2720"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3010"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3010"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3010"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}