{"id":3008,"date":"2024-10-08T12:03:11","date_gmt":"2024-10-08T11:03:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=3008"},"modified":"2024-10-08T12:03:11","modified_gmt":"2024-10-08T11:03:11","slug":"a-newlywed-couple-returned-from-their-honeymoon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=3008","title":{"rendered":"A newlywed couple returned from their honeymoon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As soon as the newlyweds returned from their honeymoon the young bride called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHow did everything go?\u201d her mom asked. \u201cOh, mother,\u201d she began, \u201cThe honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic, we had a terrific time. But, mother, on our way back, Andy started using really horrible language.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s stuff I\u2019d never heard before Really terrible four-letter words. You\u2019ve got to come get me and take me home. Please, Mother!\u201d the new bride sobbed over the telephone.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBut, honey,\u201d the mother countered, \u201cWhat four-letter words?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI can\u2019t tell you, Mother, they\u2019re too awful! Come get me, please!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDarling, you must tell me what has gotten you so upset\u2026.<\/p>\n<p>Tell mother what four-letter words he used.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Still sobbing, the bride said, \u201cMother, words like dust, wash, iron, cook.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As soon as the newlyweds returned from their honeymoon the young bride called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away. \u201cHow did everything go?\u201d her mom asked. \u201cOh, mother,\u201d she began, \u201cThe honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic, we had a terrific time. But, mother, on our way back, Andy started using really horrible [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2720,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3008","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3008","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3008"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3008\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3009,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3008\/revisions\/3009"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2720"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3008"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3008"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3008"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}