{"id":3006,"date":"2024-10-08T12:02:41","date_gmt":"2024-10-08T11:02:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=3006"},"modified":"2024-10-08T12:02:41","modified_gmt":"2024-10-08T11:02:41","slug":"a-boss-arrives-at-the-office-in-the-morning-with-his-pants-zipper-undone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=3006","title":{"rendered":"A boss arrives at the office in the morning with his pants\u2019 zipper undone."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A boss arrives at the office in the morning with his pants\u2019 zipper undone. The secretary, unsure how to address it directly, approaches him:<\/p>\n<p>Boss, this morning when you left home, did you close the garage door?<\/p>\n<p>The phrase didn\u2019t have the power to enlighten him, so the guy entered the office a bit puzzled.<\/p>\n<p>He sits at his desk, starts working, and notices his zipper undone.<\/p>\n<p>At that moment, he has a revelation regarding the secretary\u2019s words, so he decides to tease her a little. He calls her into his office to bring him coffee and asks:<\/p>\n<p>When you saw the garage door open, did you also see my Jaguar? The secretary, smiling for a moment, replies:<\/p>\n<p>No, boss. All I saw was a Mini with two deflated tires.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A boss arrives at the office in the morning with his pants\u2019 zipper undone. The secretary, unsure how to address it directly, approaches him: Boss, this morning when you left home, did you close the garage door? The phrase didn\u2019t have the power to enlighten him, so the guy entered the office a bit puzzled. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2720,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3006","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3006","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3006"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3006\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3007,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3006\/revisions\/3007"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2720"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3006"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3006"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3006"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}