\u201cMartha, soon we will be married 50 years, and there\u2019s something I have to ever len unfaitte to mears, have you Martha replied, \u201cWell Henry, I have to be honest with you.. Yes, I\u2019ve been unfaithful to you three times during these 50 years, but always for a good reason.\u201d<\/p>\n
Henry was obviously hurt by his wife\u2019s confession, but said, \u201cI never suspected Can you tell me what you mean by \u2018good reasons\u2019?\u201d<\/p>\n
Martha said,<\/p>\n
\u201cThe first time was shortly after we were married, and we were about to lose our little house because we couldn\u2019t pay the mortgage. Do you remember that one evening I went to see the banker and the next day he notified you that the loan would be extended?*<\/p>\n
Henry recalled the visit to the banker and said, \u201cI can forgive you for that.. You saved our home, but what about the second time?\u201d Martha asked,<\/p>\n
\u201cAnd do you remember when you were so sick, but we didn\u2019t have the money to pay for the heart surgery you needed? Well, I went to see your doctor one night and, if you recall, he did the surgery at no charge.\u201d \u201cI recall that,\u201d sald Henry.<\/p>\n
\u201cAnd you did it to save my life, so of course I can forgive you for that. Now tell me about the third time.\u201d \u201cAll right,\u201d Martha said.<\/p>\n
\u201cDo you remember when you ran for president of your golf club, and you needed 73 more votes\u2026\u2026\u2026 Henry fainted\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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