{"id":2857,"date":"2024-10-02T09:34:28","date_gmt":"2024-10-02T08:34:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=2857"},"modified":"2024-10-02T09:34:28","modified_gmt":"2024-10-02T08:34:28","slug":"a-soldier-approached-a-nun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=2857","title":{"rendered":"A Soldier Approached A Nun"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Out of breath, he asked, \u201cPlease, may I hide under your skirt? I\u2019ll explain later.\u201d The nun agreed\u2026 A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, \u201cSister, have you seen a soldier?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The nun replied, \u201cHe went that way.\u201d After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, \u201cI can\u2019t thank you enough, sister. You see, I don\u2019t want to go to S*ria. \u201d The nun said, \u201cI understand completely.<\/p>\n<p>\u201d The soldier added, \u201cI hope I\u2019m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!\u201d The nun replied, \u201cIf you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls\u2026. I don\u2019t want to go to S*ria either.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Out of breath, he asked, \u201cPlease, may I hide under your skirt? I\u2019ll explain later.\u201d The nun agreed\u2026 A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, \u201cSister, have you seen a soldier?\u201d The nun replied, \u201cHe went that way.\u201d After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2857","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2857","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2857"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2857\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2858,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2857\/revisions\/2858"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2857"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2857"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2857"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}